Schenn originated from █████ Ohio ████ ████ ██ ██████████.
Rumors of [tw: animal death, click to view] are currently unfounded, as are rumors of "worm lycanthropy", "worm likeanthropy[sic]", "they're just like that", and "demons". The reason they joined the Ohio Worms, and their initial experience there, are also presently uncertain. They may or may not have been friends with Augusta Chadwell, and possibly also Enid Marlow and Kit Ratoon. Schenn has been known at times to speak German, seemingly to themself. Isaac Johnson learned some basic German in an attempt to make them feel welcome; reportedly, when Schenn heard about this, they stopped speaking German around the Firefighters entirely. |
Schenn’s form has been described in a variety of ways. Whether this is due to them appearing to each person differently or them being able to consciously shift their form is unknown. Reports have emerged of a human-sized planet, a planet shaped like a human, and a planet-sized planet. When asked to describe themselves, Schenn responded with incomprehensible growls and rumbling noises best measured using the Richter scale.
Their mutable form and the appearance of being an entire planet has led to some curious investigation from Flermilab. Per a report published shortly after Schenn’s arrival in Chicago, Schenn is a class-M superterran planet, having a mass approximately equivalent to 5.13 Earths. Scientists committed to the pedantic use of scientific terminology note that Schenn does not “technically qualify” as a planet. However, “everyone else says it’s close enough,” the principal investigator at Flermilab noted, “which means it’s good enough for me.” |
Wanda Schenn is an astronaut. She often sheds their bulky space suit to play blaseball, electing instead to wear a simple flight suit, but has never been seen without her helmet. Those who have attempted to discern any identifying facial features by looking within the helmet have only reported seeing "an endless corn field that stretches to a horizon that doesn't exist," with some haunted by hallucinations of a space-like void for days following the encounter.
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Schenn appears to be a middle-aged Caucasian woman with short hair that is slowly going gray and floral half sleeve tattoos. She is either 5’4” or 6’4”, and enjoys dressing in a rockabilly style. She is a small business owner and breast cancer survivor who formerly managed a farm in Delaware County, Ohio that produced corn and soy. She is a butch lesbian, and She has a dog that used to be an astronaut.
Schenn was born in Columbus and grew up in Delaware County on the farm that belonged to her German immigrant parents. After graduating from high school, she spent five years working as a cross-country long-haul trucker, and then another two years as the mechanic for the same fleet she drove for. Schenn’s dog is a male golden retriever, approximately five years old, named Wander. Like Schenn, he is also a cancer survivor. A Firefighters fan favorite, he has been occasionally called “like, the sixth mascot of the Firefighters,” and is much-beloved at blaseball games, where he can be spotted retrieving fly balls in the outfield alongside Schenn and stealing meatballs from unsuspecting fans. |
On nights of the full moon, Schenn reportedly goes “sillymode”. |