Short Circuits

Short Circuits were 3 mini seasons of blaseball held over siesta for the game devs to test their new features. Each team had a full roster of brand-new players every season.

Each team selected 1 player to Static at the end of each Circuit, unsure of what this will do.

Firefighters chose:
C1: Tomathan Poison
C2: Calliope Cooper
C3: Tube Nebula

Season 24

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d2: Caleb is called out by Night weather
d3: The Breath Mints are Incinerated by the Eclipse(Eclipse)
d12: Hawai'i Fridays are Incinerated by the Eclipse(Eclipse)
d13: Agan Espinoza attracted
d19: Socks attacked by a Consumer
d20: Caleb is cured of his peanut allergy
d23: Socks attacked by a another Consumer, Rush voicemail
d24: Baby attacked by a Consumer
d29: Rush is cured of his peanut allergy
d37: Spies Vs Firefighters activate BlackHole(BlackHole) 3 times. Nullifying Sum Sun, Stout's item, and Hype
d39: Zi/Clare fax
d42: Alston/Zi fax
d43: McD/Alston fax
d44: McD's item nullified by BlackHole(BlackHole)
d46: Wes is cured of his peanut allergy
d50: Caleb/Geepa fax
d53: Firefighters reach the desert and are scattered by the Reader
d67: Holloway is incinerated by a Rogue Umpire
d68: Fireproof Jacket is nullified by BlackHole(BlackHole)
d69: Firefighters hit the coin
d79: Jazz Hands enter the Hall of Flame, Pies are Nullified
d82: The Coin dies, All teams by the horizon are Nullified
d91: Firefighters return to the desert
d99: Firefighters and all other teams are Nullified. Firefighters will return.

No elections this season, all teams are Null

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Season 23

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d4: Quack Hookrace stolen from the Lift by the Firefighters' Phantom Thieves Guild
d13: Ike caught in Feedback with Fridays' Stout
d24: GG becomes Unstable, Grit Wattson stolen by Crabs' PTG, Firefighters give Axel Campbell of The Crabs a seasonal ERA of 286.2
d31: Clare/GG fax
d60: Edric Voicemailed into JazzHands' Lineup after being shadowed for 8 seasons
d65: Alston/Clare fax
d70: Clare/Alston fax
d74: Wes/Clare fax
d79: Clare/Wes fax, Steals Mondegreen stolen from the Lift by the Firefighters' PTG
d96: Lance Serotonin stolen by Georgias' PTG

d117; semi centennial: McDowell summoned to play, Gerund resurrected and distributed to the Firefighters

Election: team hitting boost, won a fireproof jacket, Patel Olive taken by Tacos' Gachapon, Firefighters choose the Roamless Crate

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Season 22

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d2: Alston / Zi Fax swap
d9: Goobie is incinerated by a Rogue Umpire
d12: Zi / Alston Fax swap
d21: Zi / GG Fax swap
d24: Clare activates the Voice Mail for the first time, Swapping with GG
d25: Duffy activates his HoneyRoasted mod, Cudi Di Batterino is Shelled
d26: Zi/Clare fax
d32: Alston/Zi fax
d35: Conrad/Alston fax
d37: Zi/Conrad fax
d57: Conrad/Zi fax
d58: Justice / Alx Kemming voicemail
d63: Ike/Rush Voicemail
d79: Lou swept elsewhere, Wanda flips her Negative
d96: Rush/Ike Voicemail

Election: Wanda traded for Mcdowell Mason, Swammy gets Magnify, GG flipped Negaive, Conrad taken by Garages Gachapon blessing, Duffy gets Skipping mod, Gita gets Subtractor mod, Alx recruited to Magics, Tacos give Wanda Subtractor mod

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Season 21

d28: Lou becomes unstable
d29: Duffy becomes unstable
d33: Gita is cured of her peanut allergy
d43: Clare defends against a Consumer attack
d52: K-Rod activates the Fax Machine for the first time, Swapping with Zi Sliders in the Shadows
d77: Zi / Alston England Fax swap

Election: Baby gets the Magnified mod, Geepa moved, Gabe gets the Soul Food blessing, all shadows players flipped Negative

Season 20

d3: Ike is expelled Elsewhere, Justice flips him to have the Negative Modification
d23: Firefighters' second Full Team Reverb
d25: Gita is swept Elsewhere, Wanda flips her to have the Negative Modification
d46: Duffy and Harrell expelled, Justice flips them to have the Negative Modification
d52: Clare is cured of her peanut allergy
d55: K-Rod is cured of their peanut allergy
d75: Conrad steals LA Tacos player Mcdowell Mason's Clutch Wooden Rock Ring, beginning a chain reaction of duplicating the ring
d82: Firefighters are shamed by the Georgias, and then manage to unshame themselves and win
d99: Harrell defends against a Consumer attack

Election: Firefighters trade Alyssa Harrell back for Gabe, Harrell has her stats Rerolled

Season 19

d3: Tacos player Basilio Fig is pecked free from his Shell during a Firefighters game
d22: Kirby resurrected by Tigers' Ambush team modification 

ES: Wanda gets Undertaker modification 

d42: Plums is incinerated by a Rogue Umpire, Replaced by Geepa Beanpot

Election: Socks is alternated again, Caleb sent to the shadows in exchange for Clare, Fridays trade Alyssa Harrell for Gabe, team gets a hitting boost

Season 18

d3: JazzHands player Tamara Crankit is incinerated during a Firefighters game

ES: Justice receives Negative Modification

d52: Caleb has an allergic reaction
d58: Rivers attacked by a Consumer
d75: Rivers attacked by another Consumer
d87: Rivers attacked by another Consumer

Election: Agan infused and then revoked, Justice alted and receives Undertaker mod

Season 17

d14: Swammy is cured of his peanut allergy
d27: Lance Serotonin joins the Firefighters Shadows because of their Attractor mod
d75: Duffy is cured of his peanut allergy
d100: Goobie defends against a Consumer attack
d101: K-Rod defends against a Consumer attack
d105: Swammy defends against a Consumer attack

Election: Conrad swaps from the shadows for Agan, Gita is transfused, Shadowed players have their stats rerolled, Moist talkers trade Carmello Plums for Goobie, Evelton McBlase II roams to the Firehouse

Season 16

d115: We make it to the Finals against the Dallas Steaks, but we lose due to terrible weather luck, Agan's usual poor pitching stats, and Gabriel maybe having a soft spot for his old team.

Election: Socks gets the Alt Trust blessing

Season 15

d5: Gita gets the Reverberating modification
d15: Holloway gets redacted
d33: Goobie is cured of his peanut allergy
d84: Justice is cured of their peanut allergy

Election: Lou rerolls her Triple Threat mod for High Pressure, Lou and Wes moved around

Season 14

d67: Rivers caught in feedback with NaN

d72/ES: Wyatt Masoning
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d79: NaN caught in Feedback with Tigers' Dunlap
d89: Ike is cured of his peanut allergy

Election: Tigers trade NaN for Lovers' Gabriel Griffith. Firefighters trade Dunlap for Tigers' Gabriel Griffith, Swammy infused

Season 13

d105: Spies player Denzel Scott is pecked free from his Shell during a Firefighters game

Election: Lou is infuse, Mags is revoked, Holloway NaN and Wanda trades

Season 12

d26: Baby gets the Reverberating modification
d27: Rotation shuffled by Reverb

ES: K-Rod gets the Over Under modification

d42: Declan has his 3rd allergic reaction to a peanut
d61: Edric caught in Feedback Weather, traded for Agan Harrison
d73: Duffy is the first person to be swept Elsewhere...
d76: Duffy returns from Elsewhere
d79: Joshua Butt is incinerated by a Rogue Umpire, Replaced by Gita Sparrow
d84: Duffy activates his HoneyRoasted mod, Stephanie Winters is Shelled

Election: Declan is shadowed, Mags is unshadowed, Joshua is infused while in the Hall of Flame, pitching stat boost (all), pitching stat rerolled for K-Rod and Agan

COFFEE CUP

A few Firefighters are selected to play in the Coffee Cup games

Atlético Latte: Duffy in Lineup, Caleb in Rotation, K-Rod in the Shadows
Cold Brew Crew: Wesley in the Shadows
Royal PoS: Edric and Watson in the Shadows
Milk Proxy Society: Axel Cardenas in the Shadows
FWXBC: Rivers in Lineup, Lou in Rotation
Club de Calf: Goobie and Isaac in Lineup, Declan in the Shadows
Light & Sweet Electric Co.: Baby and Justice in Lineup
Americano Water Works: Swammy in the Shadows
Heavy FC: Holloway in Lineup, Socks in Rotation

Season 11

Nothing happens during the season.

Election: Firefighters pull the tarot card XIIII Temperance

Season 10

Isaac Johnson really loves his new siphon mod. He uses it a LOT, mostly to boost his defense. Ike siphoned on D7, D24, D56, D58, D64 (x2), D72, and D76.

DX: The final fight against the SHELLED ONE ends the season. Tyreek Olive and Axel Trololol end the fight playing for the Hall Stars, and are Released from Blaseball

After the Shelled one's defeat, the SHELLED ONE'S PODS were scattered across the league. Peanut Holloway and Peanutial Duffy join the Firefighters.

Season 9

d57: Justice has an allergic reaction

Election: Firefighters win the Dead Weight blessing, incinerating Thomas Kirby, replaced by Socks Maybe. Justice gains Fire Eater modification, Ike gains Siphon modification, Caleb gains the Friend Of Crows modification

Season 8

d36: José Haley is incinerated by a Rogue Umpire, replaced by Goobie Ballson
d55: Thomas Kirby has an allergic reaction

Season 7

Other than a few Blood Drains and Baby Partying, nothing of note happened this season

Election: Firefighters win the Champs In The Making blessing, trading 3 players with the Season 7 Champions, the Mexico City Wild Wings

• Joshua Wattson > Axel Cardenas
• Axel Cardenas > José Haley
  
• Mullen Peterson > Kennedy Rodgers

Season 6

Nothing happens to us this season

Season 5

d30: Full team Reverb
d112: Declan has another allergic reaction, and then immediately hits the game winning sacrifice fly and wins the Firefighters their first Championship!

Election: The Crabs steal Axel Trololol in exchange for Joshua Wattson, Firefighters improve team Defense by 13%, we join the new Wild High division.

Season 4

d4: Paula caught in feedback with Thomas Kirby
d108: Thomas Dracaena hits a ground out to Edric Tosser

Election: Firefighters are targeted by Targeted Shame, Firefighters win the Alternate Reality Decree, calling alts for Edric and Justice

Season 3

d20: The Anaphylactic Apocalypse. Joshua Butt, Paula Mason, and Edric Tosser all have allergic reactions in the same game
d77: Declan has an allergic reaction as well.

Firefighters, understandably, come dead last in the league.

Election: Many of the allergic reactions are fixed in the election, as the 3 worst batters have their stats randomized. Atlas Guerra traded to The Breath Mints for Axel Trololol, and Firefighters get an 8% overall stat boost

Season 2

d24: Tyreek is incinerated by a Rogue Umpire, replaced by Paula Mason

Season 1

The return of Blaseball! Firefighters are in the Lawful Good division.

Firefighters make it into the finals, but we lose to the Philly Pies

Section divider type: fire -- position: bottom

Section divider type: fire -- position: bottom