Isaac Johnson is a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and has been with the team since his feedback swap on S23 D13. Johnson has played for the Chicago Firefighters.
Isaac “Ike” Johnson was born to a blue-collar, working class white father and second-generation Chinese immigrant mother. Johnson is a lifelong athlete and can often be found going for morning jogs outside of team training. Johnson is sometimes referred to as “Comrade Ike” due to his involvement in local organizing and strong negative feelings about capitalism. Johnson is known for his employment and union-forming efforts at several local businesses, as well as for assisting in mutual aid projects across Chicago, often arriving to games directly after his shifts. When asked how he finds the time for everything he does, he responded, “Time is a means of production and I am seizing it.” When convinced by his Husband Caleb Alvarado to take a love language quiz, Johnson’s top three results were acts of service, quality time, and wealth redistribution. Like all of us, he is from Chicago. His jersey number is 779. |
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"I've helped form unions for Giordalno's Pizzeria, Big Barnabas Roseheart's Olde-Style Boxing Glove Manufactory, Flermilab, The-Meat-Packing-Factory-From-Upton-Sinclair's-The-Jungle Meat Packing and Canning, Hungry James's Greasy Spoon And Other Utensils, the Spare Room Bowling Alley and Absolutely Nothing Else, Plortillos, Suzanne's (Formerly) Two-Star Burgers and Fries, the World-Famous Chicago Sofas Depot, the Royal Crown Malört Bottling Facility, Will's Towing, BIG JONNIES TOWING, the Chicago Yellow Journalism Company, Bruce's Phone Books, .,.. ,, ..;,. ,,. .,. ., . ;,. .;, .., , ,.,-.,. ,. . ., ., ., ., |