Stout Schmitt has played for the Chicago Firefighters since S23 D13. Xe played for the Miami Dale until caught in Feedback Weather, swapping with Isaac Johnson.
Schmitt is a half-human, half-alligator Miami native who began practicing medicine prior to joining the ILB. Former patients often complained of rude bedside manner and nir mean personality. After a sudden disappearance, ve continued as a freelance surgeon shielded from the public eye, offering zir services to anyone willing to pay the suspiciously low rates, and supporting rumors that it had disappeared after xyr medical license was revoked. Given faer dubious reputation, some teammates have speculated that Schmitt joined the ILB to leave eir illegal field of work behind. Although ve left zir surgery profession behind, Schmitt still helps treat injuries on the team, and has on occasion been heard to recommend amputation for the smallest and most inconsequential of injuries. Like all of us, ve is from Chicago. |
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"Sometimes, you just want to go to the Wlaffle House in Elsewhere, you know? But if it wasn't for aer, I'd probably still be stuck there." |