José Haley was a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters, and was with the team from the S7 elections until being incinerated on S8 D36. Haley also played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.
Haley is a werewolf, having been bitten by a rabid wolf in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings at the age of 7 and turning into a wolf on every subsequent full moon since. He hails from Cancún, and despite his Buffalo wing-related childhood trauma, his favorite wing is a Buffalo wing. In a home game against the San Francisco Lovers, Haley saved Ortiz Lopez from incineration during her at-bat by throwing himself in front of a rogue umpire. However, some allege that this version of events is a cover-up. Sources say that the fire of the rogue umpire originated from the ████████████ of Goobie Ballson, Haley’s replacement, and claim Ballson’s pregame ritual is “proof enough.” Some claim Kennedy Rodgers mentioned hearing Haley’s voice over the Dispatch, but the pitcher has refused to discuss it when asked directly. Like all of us, he is from Chicago. During his tenure with the Chicago Firefighters, his number was 608. |
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