Goobie Ballson was a lineup player for the LA Unlimited Tacos and was with the team from the S21 elections until being incinerated on S22 D9. Ballson had previously played for the Chicago Firefighters, Canada Moist Talkers, Tokyo Lift, and Atlantis Georgias. Ballson joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters on S8 D36 after the incineration of José Haley.
Ballson is a formless and many-fold being, and every view of Ballson is true and correct. They're a good friend, they're not entirely Newtonian, and they're just happy to be here. Everyone who sees him knows instinctively that Ballson was always their friend, and he appears to unobservant bystanders as a vaguely-familiar but friendly former acquaintance or colleague. Ballson also appears as a bear, or occasionally as a gooey humanoid. His favorite food is Nacho Cheese, and he is his own one man Ska Band. Ballson likes everyone, and everyone likes Ballson. Like all of us, he is from Chicago. |
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