Originally from the Dallas Steaks, on S4 D4, Kirby was traded with Paula Mason during Feedback Weather. During the S9 Elections, Kirby was incinerated as a result of the Dead Weight blessing, and replaced by Socks Maybe. On S19 D22, Kirby entered the Hades Tigers' Shadows as a result of the Tigers' Ambush modification. Ambush activated after the incineration of Ohio Worms lineup player Igneus Delacruz.
Kirby is, probably, the most normal man you'll ever meet. Thomas "Tom" Kirby is a perfectly fine if slightly pedestrian cishet white male. His appearance has been described as looking "very familiar", "almost exactly like someone you went to school with", and "sort of like that guy from a movie a few years back". Firefighters did not have the most votes for the Dead Weight blessing, most of the votes for it came from the Miami Dale. The Dale fans knew the blessing would incinerate Raúl Leal, wielder of The Iffey Jr, and they believed Raúl would be immune to the Umpires' flame. Raúl's incineration on S13 D43 stands as evidence that Tom may have been aware that Raúl was not immune, and Tom's death kept Raúl safe, and in turn protecting the Dale for the next 4 seasons. Like all of us, he is from Chicago. |
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