Ralph Vincent is a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the Return of Internet League Blaseball. (GAMMA)
"Windy" Ralph Vincent was a minor celebrity around the city, even prior to joining the Firefighters. He's often said to be "the Luckiest guy in the city". This luck isn't always Good luck, however. He seems to be regularly affected by some sort of self-conflicting Murphy's Law. Ralph sees it as a curse, but some people have begun to refer to it simply as "Ralph's Law"
Ralph will very often be struck by incredibly bad or good luck, and then be struck with the opposite almost directly after. He's won the Lottery and then lost the ticket. He's fallen off a bridge and was caught by an open pillow delivery truck.
His luck has led to him being hired/fired from many different jobs around the city. He's been a Lumberjack, Lifeguard, and most recently was a regular Firefighter who was "Lucky" enough to be picked by Mx. Chicago to join the Blaseball team.
In Season 2, he was targeted by the Mage Umpire twice, re-rolling his stats on two separate occasions. He was the only active Firefighter's player hit by an umpire that season. These new stats only had a minor impact on his play.