Paula Mason is player in the Shadows for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since the Season 20 elections. Mason has played for the Chicago Firefighters, Dallas Steaks, Seattle Garages, and Hades Tigers.
Formerly the in-house splortscaster for the Firefighters, Mason started her career with the Firefighters while reporting on the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire as the first on the scene to interview the newly formed team. Mason has seen and reported on many an incineration, most notable among them being that of previous leadoff hitter Tyreek Olive, who was incinerated S2 D24 (replay unavailable) during a regular season game against the Los Angeles Tacos. Upon seeing Olive's bat hit the mound with no one left to wield it, Mason famously stood from her splortscaster seat, descended a fire pole, and took up the bat with a determination that left many fans in the stadium shocked into silence. Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number was 773. This number is now worn by Gita Sparrow. |
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"I can't really give many details. Everything was early in development when Bandma Mason left for the Tigers. I will say this: I've seen a lot of wild stuff in my time, but hearing Bandma sing metal… the memory still makes my blood run cold. Metaphorically, I mean." |