Joshua Butt was a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters, and joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball, until being incinerated on S12 D79.
Butt was created in an unspecified tri-state area and is the founder of Met Lab. They invented Royal Crown Malort in order to quench the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire. They are intrinsically linked to the number 3 for unknown reasons, creating Butt's Law. They had also become one of the three players on the Firefighters to receive a fragment of Landry Violence's spirit. Despite their half-star rating, they pioneered the "Triple Butt" technique and bring home the Ws in defiance of God. Butt was noted by their teammates to possess remarkable resolve, having arrived to a game just an hour after being struck by a car and breaking several bones. Butt went on to hit a triple. They attributed their success to something they call "clench factor," but refused to elaborate on just what that meant. Butt was, and often still is, referred to as an "Angel in the Outfield" Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number was 847. |
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"NO STARS THREE CHEEKS ALL BUTT." |