Carmelo Plums was a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters, and was with the team from the S17 elections until being incinerated on S19 D42. Plums previously played for the Hades Tigers, Seattle Garages, and Canada Moist Talkers.
Carmelo Plums was usually a small fruitcake, approximately 18 inches tall. They were first discovered when they emerged from a cooler in the Hades Tigers dugout when Moody Cookbook was incinerated, rolled onto the field, and took Cookbook's place in the lineup. At that time, their origin was a mystery. They exhibited no ability to speak, but it is unknown whether this is a limitation or a choice. The name "Carmelo Plums" was scrawled in Cookbook's handwriting on the top of the cooler from which Plums emerged. It later became apparent that the writing was incomplete and instead should have read "Caramelized Plums", but they have conveyed that they prefer Carmelo. Like all of us, they are from Chicago. |
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"Plums does in fact taste like plums" |