Alston England joined the Chicago Firefighters as an original member of the shadows before being faxed in on S21 D77. He is a pitcher for the team. Notably, during his first game, they shut out the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
Alston is a fake-rich French-Lebanese person, who got the nickname of England for being a fan of English sports. It may also be because everyone who meets him struggles to remember his firstname, often confusing it with other firstnames that start with the letter A. He can often be found hanging out with his best friend, Zi Sliders. When not obsessing over his favorite Fútbol players, he's looking for his next relationship partner. They've never had a partner for longer than a season. It's unknown if they simply aren't interested in the longterm, or if they're just bad at it. They're often going after the Big-Name players from other teams. Like all of us, he is from Chicago. |
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